Travel Update

Just a quick update: I fly to California tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed that this isn’t like any of my recent trips (if you are confused, please scroll down) and I can go back to normal, uneventful travel that happens in only one day. If Twitter starts working again, I will post updates throughout the day, most likely starting at 4am sharp when I wake up for my 6am flight. Yeah. It’s gonna be crappy. But crappy for me generally means funny for you. Remember the formula: tragedy+time=comedy. Especially if the tragedy didn’t happen to you.