Ok, since Twitter's being a douche, here are some points of note from the Salt Lake City Airport. This is what I would have Twittered if that stupid ass website would let me post shit.
1. SLC smells strongly of fart.
2. holy shit just saw a kid get landed on his ass because he tried to outrun his kiddie leash on the moving walkway. fucking priceless.
3. the guy sitting next to me just rolled up with a full ass bag of groceries. where the fuck did he get that? did he bring it with him? is there a grocery store in the airport?
4. shout out to the guy who just walked past sporting a x-large Hawaiian shirt, blue scrubs, and a straw hat with buttons on it.
5. old people shouldn't be allowed in airports or on planes.
at least my flights are on time so far.
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